I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself but it’s becoming somewhat of a habit of mine. Most runners, triathletes, or other sporting participants look to enter at least a couple of events every year; it helps to focus your training, it’s a good test of fitness, you get the “runner’s high”, and of course there are the elusive PBs to chase!The other thing most runners do is choose an event that’s representative of how they train, or what they want to achieve. For example a marathon runner will likely enter a 10k to test their speed, a half marathon to practice pacing, and a 20 miler to get experience of endurance racing. I, on the other hand, seem to choose events that are likely to end up with me covered in mud, soaked through to the skin, showered with bruises, or reading disclaimer forms that instill fear in even the most gnarly of participants.There I am, looking through a list of races and all of a sudden I come across the words “unforgiving course”, “gruelling and engaging obstacles”, “test of stamina, grit, speed and guts” and that’s it – I’m sold!
Urban Assault Course
|A wave of soon-to-be Survivors ready to start|
The main event
Next up was the parkour section, which I have to say I tackled in a much less graceful manner than the likes of Sebastien Foucan, but at least I didn’t let too much of my clumsy nature take over. Soon enough I was faced with a scaffold-framed MDF-clad wall to surmount. I threw myself at it and realised after a couple of pathetic kicks that I was not going to make it over solo. I turned to my right and a moustache-adorned man offered me a foot up. The organisers are definitely right when they talk about camaraderie within the race.
|The Parkour section, with Battersea Power Station in the background|
Not long after was the army assault course with some tyres to hop over and a cargo net draped over an a-frame where a bit of a queue had already formed. A few of us stood and chatted while we waited for an opportunity to climb. And then came the first water obstacles – a rope swing closely followed by a big inflatable pool to wade through. After another one or two obstacles I was out of the event village and on my way out to Battersea Park.
Catching up on lost time
Through a wooden tunnel, in the back windscreen of a car and back out the front windscreen, over lorry trailers, this continued until I reached the first water station. We had been told during the race briefing that we would only have up until the “last bin” to drink our water, but I hadn’t realised that this available drinking-time spanned about 20 metres of the course! Into the “last bin” went my 3/4 full bottle of water…
|Just one of the slippery climbs|
Back to the village
Soon enough I doubled back to the power station and was handed a hard hat before I could make my way inside the disused building where I was faced with a tractor tyre to climb through. At the bottom of a short hill was an a-frame to climb, then a rope tangled frame which reminded me of those films with the laser beams in bank heists! Next was a 3ft cone to carry round a section of the course, then a short sharp hill to run up to exit the first indoor section. The next indoor area housed sandbags, one of which I hauled onto my shoulders. Stepping over hurdles becomes a bit more difficult with a heavy sandbag on the back of your neck, but I managed it and was soon on my way out of the second indoor section.
|Inside the power station|
Then yet more tractor tyres and scaffolding structures to climb through, and onto the beer tent where we each had to grab an empty (luckily!) keg to run through with.
The next part has to be one of my favourite obstacles from the previous year… a big old tray full of ice cubes, followed by a mud and leaf infested water filled skip, another tray this time full with mud, which upon your exit is immediately followed by a spray down with a fire hose! As I smiled to one of the marshalls she kindly informed me I had something in my teeth…. ewwww!
|Me escaping from the mud in the 2011 Survival race|
|The fire hose in full flow|
Next up was a neck-high pool of ice-cold water and then I was on past the spectators, through another lorry trailer and into the back entrance of the power station.
Now this is going to be hard to believe, but one of the the hardest parts of the race was this next obstacle which was, essentially, a bouncy castle. No lie! This thing had a life of it’s own and was like a beast fighting it’s final moments. It seemed to be slowly deflating and with every tumble I was practically on the floor. As burly men came rushing through the whole thing would subside and I’d end up in a heap. Eventually I managed to pull myself out of the rubbery mess and make my way bouncily out of the building.
|The last skate ramp|
With the end in sight…
There were two big structures with skate ramps to run up and over, and then slide back down the other end, now back in view of the spectators wildly cheering. I turned the corner, climbed over and through another scaffold structure, and was faced with my nemesis from last year’s race – the wall of fame! Having offered one guy a foot-up at the previous obstacle he kindly returned the favour and then there I was sitting on the top of the world (well, just a wall) looking down and wondering how much it would hurt if I landed badly. Eventually I plucked up the courage and leapt from the 8ft high wall and did my very best victory jog to the finish line. Finished!
|Taking a moment to pluck up the courage to leap from the Wall of Fame!|
I have to admit to being really pleasantly surprised at the organisation of the finish as no sooner had I taken my timing chip off than I was through the other end with a medal round my neck and a goody bag filled with actual goodies!
A lot of races these days offer a “goody bag” but when you get to the end of the race all you receive is a bag with a scattering of leaflets, maybe a shampoo sample or two, a chocolate bar if you’re lucky, and a bottle of water. But this one was different – protein shake sample, flaxseed, snack size Soreen, snack size Eat Natural bar, copy of Men’s Health magazine, snap on high vis arm band, bottle of water and, of course, some leaflets. That and the decent medal, and pretty nice technical t-shirt, makes this the most materially rewarding race I’ve done, which is enough to make anyone feel slightly better about being bashed around, covered in mud and then sprayed with a fire hose!
The after effects
There was no way I was expecting to come out of this race without feeling a little battered and bruised, and sure enough later on Saturday evening I inspected my legs to find a collection of small bruises. Sunday morning, getting out of bed feeling like I’ve been hit by a bus, would have cause much amusement to anyone if they’d been watching me hobble! It just goes to show what a demand this race places on your body, making you use every single muscle in ways you’re not used to using.
The start of the race was well organised and the waves are small enough for you to be able to get a fairly decent start without feeling too crowded. The event village was lively and had something for spectators, with plenty of food vans and music playing throughout the day. The obstacles are challenging, but as safe as they can be, and the race is clearly well thought out to get the most out of everyone taking part. All the marshalls were friendly and encouraging, and there was a really fun atmosphere with photographers snapping the messiest moments. The finish was well organised, and the goody bag, t-shirt and medal are great perks.
Unfortunately, the portaloos at the start of the race were a bit of a disaster, having already run out of toilet paper by 9:30. The queues for some of the obstacles were a bit frustrating – some of the bottlenecks could have been widened with just a little more ability for multiple runners to complete at once or some more careful planning with the order of obstacles and space between. The road crossing also meant a time delay which is both frustrating and can also result in muscles cooling down too much while you wait.
Overall though, I would give this race a massive thumbs up – having crossed the line and saying I would probably leave my Men’s Health Survival of the Fittest race count at two, I am already planning a comeback with a team of like-minded nutters. This race is addictive! There is something amazing about the feeling you get from completing an event like this, and I would thoroughly recommend it.
For more information about the race, and to sign up for next year’s fun when dates are confirmed go to: